south park imaginationland 2 script

This time, in our imagination. Luckily we've kept it from being broadcast to the public. It's your only hope! Buh, huh, but... Oh jeez, it was just a dream. The Mario look-alike is in the bottom center of the screen. What do you think? Our darling Butters never came home last night. I'm off! Imagina-ation. We jumped on a dragon's back and, and Butters got left behind! Really? Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing. NO. Yes. We can do better than that. We need to hunt them down, and kill them. Let's just get it over with! Narrator: He knows that life in South Park is amazing. Surely they wouldn't chase us there. Yeah, and they detract from real things, like Jesus. NO, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke! We can get Imaginationland under control; the Chosen One just needs more time! Think only of one thing. Captain Calaeno: Let's show these people how it's done! They were dreamt up by some fourth grade kid as part of his Christmas Story.. Now come on y'all. (Laughing). Now come on y'all. Ih it's weak, but it's nanoresponding to something. There must have been some kind of portal or doorway. Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the ruler of Sugar Rush, King Candy! That's it, isn't it?! That could be it. It is called "Project Imagination Doorway.". We don't know what you'll experience on the other side of this doorway, but it will most likely be really weird. What was the sequence that got you inside? They're raping mee!! But know that if you believe in yourself, everything will turn out all right. There's goin' to be an attack! You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass! There's another explanation for all this. We don't wanna jump to conclusions, but... we're worried that maybe somebody kidnapped Butters, sodomized him over and over again, and then fed his genitals to wild animals. No, no wait! Do you realize what's goin' on here?! You'll go to hell! What did he tell you? Goddamnit, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything! Getting readings from the other side... the, that's it. Get everyone to the battlefield! Believe in it. Glad I picked you up, kid. The evil characters! Good job, Tom! And it's time for another school day for Butters. From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, the court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman's pubicle sac in your mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds. Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle right on this spot! Wull why would they nuke Imaginationland? Keep that kid out of the way and let's get back to the nuking at hand! Their offer could be a trap. Directed by Trey Parker. We went to Imaginationland, terrorists attacked it, and now the government is about to-. Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal to our imagination to try and reason with the-. [sounds the boarding bell and lifts off as the boys draw up the rope ladder.] He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain. We need ideas. Keep surveillance tag Alpha Niner. You're all right, Squirrelly Squirrel. Written and Produced by For All Audiences for Comedy Central. Uhh, Kyle, I believe a certain someone is supposed to put a certain set of balls in their mouth. Who are you to say what's real?! Thanks for coming, everyone. We've still got a lot of work to do, people! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Aren't there other, more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control? I need to deliver an important message! ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Imaginationland?oldid=167402. They imaginationlan told of a portal into Imaginationland that had been built during the Cold War and is controlled by the government. I don't know why it's not showin' up this time! Stan Kyle Cartman Butters Steven Stotch General Deckter Tom Technicians Operator Soldiers Kurt Russell Paramedic Secretary Guard Elderly woman Terrorists Citizens of Imaginationland The Council of Nine Aslan Glinda Jesus Luke Skywalker Morpheus Popeye Zeus Wonder Woman and Gandalf The Woodland Critters Beary Bear Beavery Beaver Deery Deer Rabbity Rabbit Squirrelly Squirrel Story … It's dangerous for someone your age to be hitchhikin'. The evil of Imaginationland is coming out! Oh it hurts! October 17, 2007 Mario South Park. We have no choice. No! The U.S. Government has a portal to the imagination? I can hear him in my head! Mayor: All aboard the Imagination Balloon! That if he could prove leprechauns exist, I would suck his balls. You lads don't know what you're doin'. Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?! You have to get control of your imagination and bring Santa back NOW! So why do. It was released direct-to-video in March 2008 for the United States and a year later in the United Kingdom in May 2009. Well I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, that I am. WatchMojo: Top 10 Funniest Cartman Moments on South Park (2020) (TV Episode) Cartman & Imaginary Kyle gets an honorable mention. Forwaaard! Director: Stop shaking the screen, Butters! Imaginationland is a trilogy of episodes that make up the latter part of South Park’s eleventh season.It’s a pretty brilliant season overall, only made more interesting by this rare three-parter special. The Lollipop King? A hero is about to rise. The Supreme Court has ruled with the military that imaginary things are officially. Look! "Imaginationland Episode II" is the eleventh episode in the eleventh season of Comedy Central's animated television series South Park. That if we are to take back control, we might-? You're almost nine now; you need to understand the difference beween real and imaginary. And this is where our story begins. We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over, but, two days ago there was a terrorist attack on our imagination, and now our imaginations are running wild. Defend the castle walls! He's not against us snarf snarf! This is Hawk Eyes. O-ho no! Yeah. Hahaha, getting nervous, Kyle? Some Imaginationland characters. Well, maybe if you did a background check on that videotape, you might find somebody who doesn't belong. Go on, we have work to do here. If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy, you'll have to rise to this challenge. We've set up the net and we're standing by. You've got everyone believing your stupid story. I m, I mean, that seemed impossible too, right? That means you can imagine things into existence here. Look, we're sorry, you guys, but the balloon just went up in the air and the dude sang a song and we were suddenly there. [points straight ahead. Really? Well, let's see: You bet me that I couldn't prove that leprechauns were real. Butters: What if somebody hates the stage?! Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls! Cartman is dressed like a lumberjack, with flannel shirt, vest, and rope. Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore. What's happened? Never mind! Get to Castle Sunshine! No, you're right, Kyle. 03/26/2008 Full Ep ), (Shows The Kids celebrating in Butter's house.). The effects of the attack are so far... unimaginable. [the song consists of the one word "imagination," repeated. Uh clearly they don't, Steven, and they're gonna have a big problem because state government has already set a precedent that imaginary characters. Honest! You pot-smokin' hippies aren't gettin' through here, so back off! What I am about to tell you is highly classified. It doesn't make sense. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: (Cheering), (Shows scenes during the Imagination War.). Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right?! How hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you. Even in the fate of the world. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Stephen Stotch Linda Stotch The Pentagon General Deckter Technicians Tom Guard 2 Lab Techs Official Reporters Citizens of Imaginationland The Council of Nine Aslan Gandalf Glinda Jesus Christ Luke Skywalker Morpheus Popeye Wonder Woman Zeus Miscellaneous Chief Justice Al Gore Anchorman Steven Doctor Hippies Mike, guest … If I can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls, remember?! You can do this, Kyle. Oh, it was just a dream. Something is... coming through the gate from the other side. (Shows a Superman logo.) What do they want with Rockety? South Park: Imaginationland: Episode II (2007) (TV Episode) Recap footage and Al Gore's footage of Manbearpig. No, they're terrorists. You creative filmmakers can think of idea we just can't. If you reach our imagination, you are to take every step necessary to get it under control! Now, good news, everyone! Imaginationland Episode II is episode 11 of season 11 of South Park. It originally aired on October 24, 2007. I'm at a hospital. These boys did see the leprechaun! Oho, you dirty girl! Yes, but you were in that one movie that was kinda like this. They can't set off that nuke. We have a deal, Kyle! Story. Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case. Butters: I'm going to get all the help I need! Why would a leprechaun be warning us of a terrorist attack?! No way, dude, then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls. Kyle, leprechauns aren't real. The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices. Cartman: I swear to god we all look like poop! The Kids and All Good Characters: (Gasping), (Shows The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters on their adventure with the song Feel This Moment by Pitbull plays. Why don't you just tell them everything about Project X?! If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real. I had the same dream! Add a photo to this gallery Lisa Simpson. AAAAAAAHHHH! They were later re-released in the United States, starting in 2002. Think about it: is blue real? Aww, Sn-Snarf, could you maybe like sh-shut up for five minutes? How our we to know that they will let us go? The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real, the military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them. Leela. They say they can do whatever they want because imaginary things aren't real! Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame? Oh. Butters: I'm Butters. Now the terrorists will prevail! He's been ordered by the court. Quick boys: how does the Imagination Song go? Wwait, what do you mean? When that leprechauns shows up you. In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. No- Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real. In times like these the government often turns to Hollywood for help. They're all behind the wall again. (Butters is walking past an Imaginationland sign.). He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch. Others will be hiding there; go, run! It originally aired on October 31, 2007. We've read all about it in the paper! Oh, look at you go, Kyle! I believe this child was brought into Imaginationland for a reason. Maggie Simpson. According to all the tests and the data, the doorway should work, but... it never has. Wait. 1 Teaser Trailer 2 Trailer 1 3 Trailer 2 4 Trailer 3 Narrator: In a world where good and evil collide, (Shows a picture of planet earth.) What happened to Stan?! Perhaps we must flee to the Temple of Alderon. MY ROBOT LEG! How does it work? Are you insane?! South Park was first released on DVD in the United States by Rhino Home Video (subsidiary of Warner Music Group) in late 1998, but these DVD releases soon went out of print. That only works in Imaginationland! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Read, review and discuss the entire South Park: Imaginationland movie script by Trey Parker on Scripts.com The battle is almost won! An eighteen-wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BROSSHH. Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split. Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph. Well hello. No you can't blow up the barrier! But here. The Kids and All Good Characters: Woo hoo! I, well I was just playin' with my friends, and then, wu-we caught a leprechaun, and then this guy-. And Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters! Go on and do it. A place inhabited by various characters. Guess that means I did win the bet after all. Are you ball-famished? Where...? Pay up! Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski. Cartman, what is going on out there?! In time, Kyle. Through the Gumdrop Forest. Movie Trailer for South Park's Imaginationland DVD release. Aslan, we've captured a spy! D&D Beyond I got sucked through Operation Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Where is he?! Cartman: All right, let's try over here. It's coming out of the bushes and-. OW! Hey! Don't you get it?! Narrator: In a world where good and evil collide, (Shows a picture of planet earth.) Narrator: Butters is a happy little boy from South Park. They're raping meee!!! We're running out of time! Oh why, why it's a whole bunch of woodland critters. Send it back through! And the trailer ends. You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you? Now you see your potential, young creator. The question is, what were you doing in Imaginationland when you were supposed to be helping your mother clean up the basement?! So YOU came from the real world at precisely the same time as the terrorists! I had this whole messed up dream about some gay Mayor guy taking us to Imaginationland where all these imaginary characters live? All aboard the Imagination Balloon! ), (Shows voice cast showing clips of everyone dancing.). South Park: Imaginationland, or Imaginationland: The Movie, is all three episodes merged into a compilation film. (Shows the Imaginationland Concert Hall.). The Mayor brought him and some other kids into Imaginationland just before the terrorist attack. Luckily I have friends that are always there for me no manner what. Oh Dad! Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times. The evil characters aren't going to just let us go. How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eyesocket, so she dies all slowlike? Ah I'm Butters. Perseus! They're raping us and it huuurts! No! "Imaginationland Episode III" is the twelfth episode in the eleventh season of Comedy Central's animated television series South Park. Some guy just showed up in a big balloon and took us into Imaginationland. (Shows clips of World War 2.) A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place. How am I supposed to focus with all this crap goin' on?! We cut out her eyeball. Leprechauns are imaginary! Uh hello there, little animals, do you happen to know how to huh? You tried to bail out on our agreement, but I found you. A legend is born. "South Park" Imaginationland: Episode II (TV Episode 2007) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Carman, will you shut up? You have that tape that the terrorists made, right? Let's all pee in her empty eye socket! Listen, you don't have to do this! How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant? (Shows voice cast Then shows Imaginationland 2 logo. Your friends have been in danger and all you care about it this stupid bet! Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have complete control of our imagination. Imaginationland The forest outside South Park, day. Ever since the Cold War, the U.S. Government has been working on a secret project to build a doorway into the imagination. And then shows the words In theaters March 22. You saw it, Kyle!! With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jonathan Kimmel, Mona Marshall. Still not convinced, eh? Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing and they're gonna nuke it now. O-hoo Kyle! Is nuking our imagination really prudent? All right, here we go! Wait a minute, eh. Code names are what they are, Blackie! Wait. I don't wanna be the key. (Shows a Superman logo.) It aired on October 23, 2007 All right, that's enough! They were then released in Europe starting in the year 2000. Where do the Chinese keep this portal? A higher depth of field will make sure everything stays in focus. Dragon Wind out. 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